Militat omnis amans

Zen Thomas kicking the night off at Mexicali!!!

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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thewolfsbane8:

Everybody needs a dancing baby Groot on their dash.

thewolfsbane8:

Everybody needs a dancing baby Groot on their dash.

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espirituasesino:

White politicians are the biggest dipshits in the entire world.

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf, via pizza)

xbustedxmcflyx:

do you ever use music as a way to measure time

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